As the Pawductivity Manager, Mack is responsible for ensuring peak efficiency and team morale through a balance of structured work and playful breaks. Key duties include:

• Monitoring team efficiency with strategic “lap visits” to prevent burnout.

• Conducting real-time audits of employee lunches to prevent “subpar sandwich quality.”

• Scheduling mandatory outdoor brainstorming sessions disguised as walks.

• Providing motivational speeches through enthusiastic tail thumps.

• Overseeing employee focus by interrupting workflow with ball drops at strategic times.

• Monitoring snack distribution and enforcing strict fairness policies (first come, first served… unless it’s his).

• Leading morale-boosting sessions via tail-wagging sprints.

• Offering executive coaching through long, soulful eye contact and quiet sighs.

• Promoting workplace balance with carefully timed nap demonstrations.

Qualifications:

• Expert in time management (knows exactly when it’s treat o’clock).

• Experience in conflict resolution (diffuses tension with puppy eyes).

• 3+ years’ experience in lap visitation and keyboard interference strategies.

• Proficient in BarkSoft Suite (fetch, rollover, sit, repeat).

• Highly persuasive in negotiations (particularly treat-related).

• Emotional support expertise with proven cuddling ROI.